Green Stockings Crafts & Design

Book Review: The Yiddish Policeman's Union

2010-07-13T12:00:00.000-07:00

The Yiddish Policeman's Union by Michael Chabon

Reading time: less than 1 week
Number of pages: 400+
Book from: Fripe-Prix

Chabon has created an alternative history for the 20th century in which Jews, exiled from Palestine, have settled on the West coast of Alaska in the burgeoning city of Sitka. Officially a temporary Federal District, Sitka will revert its territory to Alaska in six months time, and the future of the Jews of Sitka, the Sitka District Police, and Detective Meyer Landsman, are uncertain. What a time for a man to get shot in the scummy hotel where Landsman has been living since his divorce.

Strange times to be a Jew.

A story of a whole culture's fear, exile, and self-pity hidden inside a murder mystery adventure, The Yiddish Policeman's Union is rife with archetypes - the partially destroyed, alcoholic police officer who is offered a chance at redemption; the returning ex-wife (smarter, sassier, and stronger than the ex-husband she left); the "half-breed" Tinglit/Jew side-kick who struggles between his histories; and the Messiah-who-could-have-been, who turns up dead.

Fortunately, they are archetypes, not stereotypes. Chabon has created an alternate world which hangs together without being startling, contrived, or even particularly alien. It leaves you at least partially believing that the world that he has created is really our own, that Chabon himself grew up with penguin pajamas, and an island full of maniacal Messianic Orthodox Jews living across the bridge. His Alaskan Jewish enclave is rich in culture and character, and the "historical" tidbits he peppers through his narrative can be amusing and sweet - JFK seems to have survived and married Marilyn Munroe.

Amazing Fattoush and Sorta-Caesar Salads

2010-04-18T16:18:00.001-07:00

So far I've been doing pretty well with the exciting salads we've been making for dinner lately. (Healthy! Low-carb! Uses inexpensive ingredients - fruits and veggies!) Bear's felt kinda so-so about so much salad, but that's mostly because he just doesn't enjoy vegetables. We make up for it with croutons, chicken or some other meat either in the salad or beside.

Tonight, we present Fattoush! Fattoush is a Lebanese salad, which I have adapted for the very selective taste buds in this house (and even so, Keiran didn't like it, *sigh*).

1 red bell pepper, chopped finely
1 large handful spinach, chopped finely
4 or 5 lettuce leaves
1 zucchini, quartered and chopped
1 can black beans, drained, rinsed, and allowed to dry a little
2 large handfuls of grapes, halved
3 green onions, finely chopped
1 large handful of parsley, very finely chopped
1 handful of mint leaves, very finely chopped
2 extra large stale pita breads, cooked to a golden brown in the oven, and crunched up into little bits

Toss all ingredients in a salad bowl, and dress with salad dressing:

All to taste:
Canola oil
Lemon juice
Salt & pepper
Garlic, minced or grated

Toss again with dressing. Sprinkle lightly with ground coriander, and liberally with sumac, toss again.

Refrigerate to let flavours combine.

Enjoy!

Things this recipe could have included: tomatoes, cooked asparagus tips, honey in the dressing, red onion, chopped apple, artichoke hearts.

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Saturday night's salad was a sorta-caesar:

Lettuce & spinach ripped up
1 Tomato, chopped
BBQ chicken, chunked up
1 orange, peeled, sectioned, and cut up
Most of a quart of blackberries
1 zucchini, quartered and chopped
1 onion, sliced fine

Tossed with caesar salad dressing (Rene's - the good stuff!)

Dressed with home-made croutons! and fake bacon bits.

Yum!!

24hr Make-Along, Day 2

2010-04-10T21:08:00.000-07:00

I made my archery bracer today! (Go-go-gadget, archery gear!!)

It's purdy. One of the stitching lines is very crooked :( So now, I have a quiver, a bracer, and still no glove... notice that I've not yet done the hardest, most fail-able task on my list for this weekend?

2.5hours for the quiver yesterday, 3hours this evening on the bracer = 5.5hours total, 6.5hours remaining that I am to put in tomorrow on the glove. I spent a lot of time today on my first bike ride of the year! I went to the sewing notions store for leatherworking tools and thread, and the wind on the way back was arresting - the whole trip took longer than it should have, ah well.

24 Make-Along

2010-04-09T21:37:00.000-07:00

The lovely and leethal Lee Meredith is holding a 24 Hour Make-Along this weekend. The idea is to spend some quality time with your crafting/making life, stay up all night, or commit to some sort of time span, where you can really devote your time and attention to your work.

I am not good without sleep. I never ever pulled a true all-nighter in university. I become a heinous bitch. Really, ask the hubby.

So I set myself the challenge to do 12 hours of crafting over the course of the weekend. I'm forever going on about the things I could make, should make, or whatever, and I really really really need to just do them. So!

This evening, I made my quiver!! Bear has gotten me really into archery, and so I've got to start making my own gear. I made a hip quiver that hangs from a belt or belt loop - it's even reversible, and lined with green plaid. I've found the materials to make my bracer, and I should have pulled out the necessary bits for the fingers of my archery gloves at the same time. Oh well.

I figure those 3 projects should cover me for the weekend, and outfit me a little better for next Tuesday.

Night!

Why I make my own clothes

2010-02-20T19:39:00.000-08:00

Size 6 = 26" waist jeans (approx)
Size 18 = 38" waist jeans (approx)

6 x 3 = 18
26 x 3 ≠ 38
26 x 3 = 78

Why am I three times her size if I do not have a 78" waist?

What's with that?

Restaurant Recommendation: Zero 8

2010-02-13T04:32:00.000-08:00

One of my best friends had her birthday party last night at a restaurant called Zero 8. It's a new place (they're not even listed in 411 yet! Their sign is affixed over the sign from the last restaurant that was there!), but damn, it was yummy! My fiance is lactose-intolerant and has a low tolerance for carbs/gluten, so it was such an amazing experience to be eating in a restaurant where we didn't have to worry about his allergies. The birthday girl's boyfriend has even more serious allergies, and he's the one that found the restaurant for us.

Zero 8's concept is that they do not cook with the top eight allergens in Canada (fish & seafood, peanuts, nuts, sesame seeds, milk, soy, eggs, wheat & gluten, and sulfites). The result is amazing food (I cannot stop going on about it...) that you can eat with your allergic friends. About a quarter of their meals are vegan*, too. They even have a kids menu.

Restaurant Zero 8

(514)658-5552
1735 St Denis right below Ontario

Food style: grill, pasta, pub-style, phenomenal desserts

Price: $5 - $10 appetizers, sides, desserts; $15 - $20 main dishes
Alcohol: Fully licensed, wine & booze list, wheat-free beer!!

Service: Wonderful servers, but with a group of nine on a Friday night the service was slow.

Other: It looks as though they will have a terrasse in the summer. Menu available online.

*footnote on veganism & other allergies: because they don't cook with dairy and eggs, most of the non-meat dishes are vegan. However, I did not inquire if they use other less obvious animal products like honey and mono- and diglycerides. The kitchen is 100% flexible though, so if you have other concerns, including allergies not listed, do give them a call, and see what they can do for you!

Best story from Knit Night

2010-02-10T12:06:00.000-08:00

Which I completely forgot to add to my last post:

We played a round of "there's an ap for that" (row/stitch counting! stash-tracking! Colour matching!) with J and his spiffy iphone.

My little Leatherman Juice won the day, however, because there isn't an ap for scissors.

Awesome Knit Night!

2010-02-09T15:42:00.000-08:00

I had the pleasure of attending Knit Night at the Co-op La Maison Vert, organised by the lovely Ms. Rhea (who used to live downstairs from me!)

I got to make new Ravelry friends (I'm GreenStockings on Ravelry, too). We had a blast drinking tea, chatting about knitting, books, and life. Great projects including socks on the tiniest needles, a jacket, a fantastically intricate lace shawl, a baby blanket, a hat, and some practice swatches, in a learning how to knit way.

Loved telling everyone about the Dr. Who Tom Baker scarf - especially juliesoleil's reaction, which was to immediately ask if I'd also made Bear a Jayne Hat, which, of course, I have.

I also signed up last night for the Montreal Ravelry Group Ravelympics 2010 Team. Going to use the challenge to knit the basis for my PlushYou! Shmancy Olympics Challenge. I need to get going on my design! My category is "Opening Ceremonies." Need to remember to take lots of pictures, and keep a record as I make it up as I go along, so as to make a pattern :)

Montreal Crafting Retailers

2010-01-21T12:14:00.001-08:00

I have lived in Montreal all my life, but it never ceases to amaze me how dispersed the Montreal crafting scene is - I continue to discover that more and more friends of mine are crafters, and yet, we're not meeting, we're not forming community, and we're not supporting our own. The ease of purchasing craft supplies online has made crafting - once a pass time one did with others - something we now do at home, alone, in front of the TV.

So! I am starting my plan of creating a useful, engaged, hub of Montreal crafters. Here is my non-exhaustive and (hopefully) ever-expanding list of Montreal craft retailers

Ariadne's Knits (http://www.ariadneknits.com/) - knitting, crochet [Sud-Ouest]
Bonnidee (www.bonnidee.com) - scrapbooking [Pointe-Claire]
Brickpoint Needlework (http://www.brickpointneedlework.com/) - needlepoint, knitting [Westmount]
Jeannette's (http://www.jeannettes.com/contact.html) - needlepoint, embroidery [Snowdon]
Boutique Jennimar & Sheila (http://www.jennimar.com/) - needlepoint, emroidery, crochet, knitting [Dorion]
L'Oiseau Bleu (http://www.loiseaubleu.com/iiix/home/) - general craft [Laval, Montreal, St-Hubert]
Mouline Yarns (http://www.moulineyarns.com/) - knitting, crochet [Sud-Ouest]
Omer de Serres (http://www.deserres.ca/) - general craft chain [various locations QC, ON]
Scrapbook Star (www.scrapbookstar.ca) - scrapbooking [NDG]
Sial (http://www.sial-canada.com/en/) - pottery, moulding, ceramics, copper [Laval]

If you know of a craft retailer that I've missed, please email greenstockings[at]gmail[dot]com and let me know!

Winter Fun of Awesome Craftiness

2010-01-21T11:01:00.000-08:00

So I've joined onto two winter craft challenges:

the spins & needles Winterlude Urban Cozy project AND the Plush You! Winter Olympics Challenge

I'm very excited about both - it is, believe it or not, the first time I have participated in an online crafty community building/interaction/group project or whatever. How very unlike me. My decision at the beginning of this year to "do more" with my time and my energy is definitely a motivating factor here - instead of thinking that participating in things like this would be fun and something I should do, you know, at some point, I just signed up for the Olympics challenge, and have knitting buddy Kim to craft-along on the Urban Cozy project.

I have yet to be assigned my category for plushie making (which will either be Figure Skating, Skiing, Opening Ceremonies, Bobsleigh, or a MADE UP SPORT) - but I'm thinking about ways that I can incorporate some of my own views about the Vancouver Olympics into this crafting. (I'm very embarrassed and dismayed by the way that Canada, a supposedly "nice" place is handling the hosting of these games, by doing things like screwing over the native peoples and making the following illegal: homelessness, taking pictures, and 'public negative messages' (ie - protest signs saying negative things about the Olympics) - for more, please ignore the general crimes against the internet of 2010 Watchdog site.)

Knitting friend Kim is the one who pointed me to the Urban Cozy project, and while I was planning to make a standard sized cozy (30" x 8" - small scarf size) in a vaguely fishnet pattern out of truly atrocious mauve baby yarn (cognitive dissonance, much?), I may go her route and pull out the size 20 knitting needles* and knit up a few strands of stash yarn together.

Which reminds me, as well as knitting a cozy, I was thinking of writing to the folks at spins & needles and finding out what their schedule of events will be at Winterlude, since I am planning on coming to Ottawa for the last weekend (Feb 19 - 21) - and maybe I will be able to help at one of their workshops. Ok - going to do that now!

*no, it's not your imagination, they do look like they could be dildos...

Dog Knits Continued

2009-04-02T06:46:00.000-07:00

A knitted washcloth
(except longer and shorter, Groucho is a basset, after all)

A giant compendium of dog knitting patterns. This is a great listing, I would definitely look to Knitting Pattern Central for other projects. I passed on their listing of baby blankets to another friend.

~~http://www.dailyknitter.com/patternsdetail.php?type=PE~~

A whole lot of puppy crafts, not just knits

~~http://knitting.about.com/od/patternsforpets/Knitting_Patterns_for_Pets_Knitting_Projects_for_Pets.htm~~

Better Homes and Gardens gives us a knitted collar pattern. Not exactly the most manly looking dogs in the photo... I somehow doubt that Groucho'll go for that hairy collar (i.e. Bear won't let me put a hairy collar on Grouch...)

So it's already been established that Groucho is a superhero, which is why he totally needs this Super hero dog cape!

And last (for now) but definitely not least, this wicked dog toy pattern that I can't wait to work on. It even squeaks!

Ok, so that wasn't the last one... I've been looking for DIY dog toys all over the internet, and there is a surprising dearth, considering how much of the market share of the internet is taken up with pet people (need I say more than http://ihasahotdog.com?), but this version of the duck toy has the cutest little bulldog in the picture!

SuperGroucho To The Rescue!

2009-04-01T15:50:00.000-07:00

Dear Non-Existent Public,

I have had this blog for nearly a year and have never written in it. I have been a crafter forever, and a blogger elsewhere for a long time, but it took a singular seminal event for my crafting to kick into high gear, as well as a drive my normally low instinct for cleaning into something approach medium gear.

We got a puppy.

My fiancé and I have welcomed a 3 year old boy named Groucho into our family. I have a feeling that he's going to be one spoiled pooch by the time I'm done knitting for him. He's already got a treat bag, so here's the list of inspirational patterns that I'm going to shower on the pup.

http://www.knittingknonsense.com/dogcloth.html
(except longer and shorter, Groucho is a basset, after all)

http://knitting.about.com/od/patternsforpets/Knitting_Patterns_for_Pets_Knitting_Projects_for_Pets.htm

http://www.dailyknitter.com/patternsdetail.php?type=PE

http://www.bellaonline.com/subjects/7376.asp

http://www.knittingpatterncentral.com/directory/pets.php